[video .001] -- Route intro post

[thinkimsuperman]

((OOC: oh my god, you guys, what am I even doing? Late intro is so late because of NaNoWriMo and I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOING, besides. Enjoy :'D Sorry if I derp this up like the derp I am. Also, feel free to add your own character tags. Tag add new/delete and add/remove to entry is set to any user because I am too trusting))

[the feed shows Douglas Cartland blinking in the middle of a random field in the sunlight, shielding his eyes from the sun. He's got his 'gear in one hand and his Shuckle in the other and he's staring hard into the screen]

How the heck do I... how am I supposed to work this thing? Is it like a phone? One of those new video phone things or...

[pause]

Oh, it's recordin'. Okay. Well uh... not sure if anybody can hear this but I'd really like to know where I am. Some woman gave me lunch and shoved me outside when I woke up this morning, but that's not really important. What I really wanna know is where I woke up.

Hello? Anybody listenin'?

[he frowns]

There's no way this is Maine.

[he resists the urge to say "I have a feeling I'm not in Kansas anymore", because this isn't the time at all]

Comments

[video]

[exeggutorhead]

Yeah, I've met one or two of them. Not the nicest people. [Not that Envy can talk; he's been behaving in Johto (in part thanks to meeting people like Heather) and he's able to act friendly enough, but back in his world he's definitely one of the villains.]

Sounds about right. I was lucky to meet her, she's a good person to have as a friend.

What's your name, anyway?

[video]

[thinkimsuperman.livejournal.com]

Nope. Lotta crazy cultists, and people like that.

[oops, he forgot all about being polite]

Douglas Cartland. What's yours?

[video]

[exeggutorhead]

Cultists, huh? [He'd figured it was something like that, from Vincent using the title 'Father' and Heather telling him it was some sort of organization, but he doesn't have many details. And he's been curious as hell about it.]

Envy. Weird name, I know, but my mother had an interesting sense of humor.

Re: [video]

[thinkimsuperman.livejournal.com]

Yeah, cultists. They're uh... they're pretty bad. With all their sacrifices and their drug peddlin' and makin' people do their dirty work for 'em.

[a small chuckle at that last part]

Most mothers do have weird senses of humor, from what I've seen.