thinkimsuperman | [video .001] -- Route intro post

((OOC: oh my god, you guys, what am I even doing? Late intro is so late because of NaNoWriMo and I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOING, besides. Enjoy :'D Sorry if I derp this up like the derp I am. Also, feel free to add your own character tags. Tag add new/delete and add/remove to entry is set to any user because I am too trusting))

[the feed shows Douglas Cartland blinking in the middle of a random field in the sunlight, shielding his eyes from the sun. He's got his 'gear in one hand and his Shuckle in the other and he's staring hard into the screen]

How the heck do I... how am I supposed to work this thing? Is it like a phone? One of those new video phone things or...

[pause]

Oh, it's recordin'. Okay. Well uh... not sure if anybody can hear this but I'd really like to know where I am. Some woman gave me lunch and shoved me outside when I woke up this morning, but that's not really important. What I really wanna know is where I woke up.

Hello? Anybody listenin'?

[he frowns]

There's no way this is Maine.

[he resists the urge to say "I have a feeling I'm not in Kansas anymore", because this isn't the time at all]

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Not Maine, not New York, not Jasper, Nevada either. Welcome to Johto.

Johto? [he blinks some more]

Where's that? Someplace in the South, or...

I... honestly don't think we're even on Earth anymore.

Oh. Oh god, okay so we're...

Are we in space, or some other dimension, or... or... what is this place?

Your guess is as good as mine, honestly.

[well that's comforting]

So all I know is that this is a place where they give ya some kind of weird animal and shove ya out the door.

Anything else I should know?

That weird animal is supposed to help you fight off the wild weird animals that like to pop out at random while you're traveling.

[he glances down at the Shuckle]

So there're more weird monsters then, huh?
I'm guessin' those ones aren't as friendly?

This place is full of 'em. The wild ones will attack more often than not- that's why you've got that little guy.

[he's still looking at the Shuckle. He's sleeping uselessly in his hand, though he's way too big for the space]

They attack, huh? Are they a big threat?

They get stronger as you go. At first they're not too tough to deal with.

Well, I guess I should consider myself lucky, then.

I haven't run into any besides this little guy yet.

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