I think we all would. So we could either punch 'em or get some advice. Take your pick.

[he pauses briefly]

I did. Had a son. He was actually a lot like Heather, before he started makin' all those bad choices and ended up... well, things didn't end so well for him.

[he looks far away for just a moment]

I'm just glad Heather's smarter than all that. You... you raised her right.